Botswana Bachelor President is Not Gay

Dikeledi Zulu

Dear Editor,

I read the last two posts on this blog about the Botswana’s bachelor President Ian Khama.

When it comes to presidents, even though,  no two are precisely alike, there are some common characteristics they all share. Most of them are married men, or women. In the US, for instance, out of the 45 presidents that have come and gone only one of them never said “I do.” His name is James Buchanan who was 15th President of the United States.

President Ian Khama of Botswana

At present, the only bachelor President that comes to my mind is Ian Khama of Botswana. The fact the he is a bachelor President has led to some guesswork regarding his sexual orientation. There are some who are wondering if he is straight or gay.

I would like to use this short article to state categorically that Mr. Khama is straight, heterosexual. I am speaking from personal experience.

Neither Mr. Khama nor his fans see his bachelor status as a handicap in his leadership role. In fact Botswana’s economy is among the fasted growing economies in Africa as a result of President Khama leadership.

Finally we the people of Botswana want to see the best in our ‘White House’. The President has said that he is looking for a slim, tall and beautiful first lady for the country.  If the President needs a week, a year, or a decade to find the perfect woman, we are ready to bear with him.

There is a reward in patience.

Thank you in advance.

Dikeledi Zulu
Lepokole, Botswana

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Success is a Marathon, Not a Sprint

Success is a Marathon, Not a Sprint
Success is a Marathon, Not a Sprint

Success is a marathon, not a sprint. But many of today’s youth do not know this, or they know but not make it a maxim in running their life race. If we take things easy, and act as purposely and positively as we can, success will surely come our way.

There are rules for success, and one of them is: ‘Never rush’. If you look around you, you will discover that those who have made it to the top are not only those who inherit wealth, fame or name. Yes, wealth, fame, and popular name can open door of opportunities for some folks, but the lack of them, ab initio, does not lock such doors and windows of opportunities either.

If you want to make it in life, as we all make efforts to achieve greater potentials and accumulate better aspirations of life, the rule , ‘never rush’, applies. What do you want to make in life: intellectual progress or social mobility? The best and possibly easiest way to make it in life is to make it slowly but surely.

With this recommendation, I am not saying we should be lackadaisical about life, or that we should sleep off all the twenty-fours and expect miracles to come, what I am saying is that we should organise ourselves, and see our dreams come true one by one.

Remember the scriptural axiom that the battle is neither for the strong nor the race for the swift, but that time and chance happen to them all. In the year 2006, I gave a speech at the orientation event organised by the Student Leadership Development Programme, SLDP, at the University of Ibadan, Nigeria. The coordinator of that novel student programme, who read my modest citation on that day, is today the Chief Economic Adviser to the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. I am talking about

Prof (Mrs) Precious Kassey Garba, a woman of substance; respectful, respected, and respectable scholar and teacher.

Prof. Garba always told us to believe in ourselves, and that no matter how big a challenge could be, determination can melt it. At the event mentioned above, I spoke about why and how the youth can take their destiny in their own hands. I said the youth should always plan their time and time their plan. I said the youth should always choose their friends and make library one of their friends. I reminded the youth about what Prof Adedoyin Soyibo used to tell us, that when you add value to yourself, the distance from your success is reduced by miles. We can make it slowly but surely. Nothing is worth-worrying or worth-rushing about in life.

The biggest god most people worship is money. Money is good but money is not god. How you get is more important. Remember Napoleon Hill, who wrote in Think and Grow Rich that ‘Quick riches are more dangerous than poverty’. What we need most of the time is organised planning, faith, hope, and action, and slowly but surely we shall make it.

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Uche Okafor’s Death Shocks Nigeria Football Federation

Uche Okafor (left) was part of Nigeria's 1994 and 1998 World Cup squads

Nyarko Benso

The death of Uche Okafor on Thursday shocks the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF).

Okafor’s body was found in his Texas apartment by his wife.

Mr. Uche Okafor served Nigeria national team with distinction.

Uche Okafor, 43, was in the Super Eagles for almost a decade, and was a key member of the squad when Nigeria won their second African Cup of Nations title, in Tunisia in 1994.

Okafor represented Nigeria at two World Cups.

He was in the Super Eagles squad at the 1994 World Cup in the United States – Nigeria’s first appearance in the global tournament.

He also played at the 1998 World Cup in France when Nigeria reached the second round.

Serbian Goran Stevanovic Will Be The New Coach For Ghana Black Stars

Serbian Goran Stevanovic
Nyarko Benso

The new coach for the Ghana Black Stars will be Serbian Goran Stevanovic. The Ghana Football Association (GFA) will make the official announcement by next week.

The Serbian is expected in Accra by next week to discuss his terms of the contract and salary.

On Wednesday, the GFA had announced that the new coach will be known within two weeks.

GFA board members met with sports ministry officials on Wednesday to discuss their plans of naming a new coach of the Black Stars.

The GFA, according to sources, told ministry officials that Stevanovic was the best coach they have agreed on after interviewing three coaches.

Other contestants were Portuguese Humberto Coelho and Ghanaian Herbert Addo.

A GFA official announcement is expected by next week.

The Black Stars have an international assignment next month and it is certain that the new coach will be named in time.

January World Cup Possible, Says Blatter

Qatar's Emir Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa Al-Thani accepts the World Cup trophy

Fifa president Sepp Blatter expects the 2022 World Cup in Qatar to be held in January because of the country’s intensely hot summers.

The tournament is traditionally held in June and July but temperatures in Qatar at that time of year can top 40C.

Speaking in the Qatari capital Doha, Blatter said: “I expect it [the 2022 World Cup] will be held in winter.

“It is 11 years away but we must decide the most adequate period, which means January or the end of the year.”

Blatter, who is in Doha for the start of the Asian Cup, added: “Although we have the basic conditions of their bid for a June and July World Cup, the Fifa executive committee is entitled to change anything that was in the bid.

“When you play football you have to protect the main people – the players.”

Fifa general secretary Jerome Valcke also supports the prospect of the 2022 World Cup being rescheduled.

Speaking in December, he said: “Why not? It means you open the World Cup to countries where they can never play it in June and July because it’s never the right period of time.

“If you can do so, it would be a solution to open the organisation of the World Cup to a number of countries in this period which is winter in Europe but not winter in the rest of the world.”

He added: “You can’t just make a decision to move the tournament and that is it.

“It means you have to change completely when the leagues will play, mainly I would say in Europe. It’s less difficult in the rest of the world.”

Qatar beat Australia, Japan, South Korea and the United States to host the tournament in the vote by Fifa’s executive committee on 2 December in Zurich.

Initially, former German World Cup-winning captain and coach Franz Beckenbauer had aired his worries about the health risk of the heat to players if the World Cup was staged during the Gulf nation’s summer.

Meanwhile, Blatter also revealed in December that several nations in the Middle East were interested in hosting games during the 2022 World Cup and that he had met with officials in Oman, Bahrain and Kuwait during a tour of the region.

However, he did not elaborate on which of Qatar’s neighbours wanted to host the games, or how many could be hosted, but he pointed out that such a decision would have to come first from Qatar and then from Fifa’s 24-man executive committee.

“This demand has to come from the Qatar football organisation by saying we would like to have such and such things and this has to go back to Fifa and the Fifa executive committee has to say open it or don’t open it,” he said.

“I can say all these countries are very happy. First of all, the World Cup is going to the Middle East and they are interested – I would say a little bit more than interested – to be part of this competition.

“It is a wish. It is easy to say but it is not so easy to realise. For the time being, it’s too early.”

Unusual Place to Hunt For Treasure

Traffic lights have become attractive targets for thieves in Johannesburg
Traffic lights have become attractive targets for thieves in Johannesburg

Some 400 high-tech South African traffic lights are out of action after thieves in Johannesburg stole the mobile phone Sim cards they contain.

The thieves ran up bills amounting to thousands of dollars by using the stolen cards to make calls.

Johannesburg Road Agency (JRA) said it is investigating the possibility of an “inside job” after only the Sim card-fitted traffic lights were targeted.

The cards were fitted to notify JRA when the traffic lights were faulty.

The vandalism began with a few lights in November and we repaired them. Over December the thieves struck again, this time hitting hundreds more, including the ones they repaird.

Repairing the faulty traffic lights will cost JRA about 9m rand ($1.3m; £870,000).

JRA has since blocked all the stolen Sim cards so that they cannot be used to make further calls – but this was not before the thieves had run up huge bills.

Angola’s new Doggy-Style Dance a Hit For 2011, Say Experts

Do Cambuá is the Angola’s new doggy-style dance

The year 2011 will be represented by a cat in the Chinese horoscope. In Angola it is already, without the slightest doubt, the year of the dog. A new urban dance in Angola, the Do Cambuá, has shot temperatures up in an already overheated country.

The Do Cambuá, a variant of the Angolan dance Kuduro, simply means “to do the dog” in local slang (a mixture of Portuguese and Kimbundu). The rule is simple: gyrate your bum like a dog wiggling its tail, while mimicking the movements of a particularly restless canine.

Dreaming of burning those extra calories after the excesses of two successive and gluttonous end-of-year parties? Seeking to impress (or depress) a potential mother-in-law? Try the Do Cambuá, the new no-holds-barred urban dance in Angola and the Lusophone world.

This video is an exclusive invitation to discover this new dance that is seemingly easier to pronounce.

The Do Cambuá was born in the popular neighborhoods of the city of Luanda, the Angolan capital. The inspiration came from the many stray dogs that roam the streets.

Made famous by the group Degala, who throw an invitation to all their listeners to show it all (“mostra mostra todo”), the Do Cambuá lacks elegance… on purpose. It’s an inelegance compensated for by the dance’s creativity and entertainment value.

Despite its success, the dance is predictably frowned upon by many. Critics argue that the Do Cambuá is tearing down the already flimsy walls of morality among the youth. Conversely, the controversy has only added to the success of the dance.

Doing the Do Cambuá involves mustering the courage to scratch your ears and wind your butt on all fours like a restless, hungry, itchy, sex-crazed stray dog, possibly in front of potential in-laws.

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Give The Bling to The Living, Not The Dead

Kofi Akosah-Sarpong

The Ghanaian enlightenment campaign is evolving. Ghanaian elites, for some time asleep, are fast getting involved in the enlightenment movement from their diverse stations in life. As the movement gathers steam, backed by the Ghanaian mass media, one area of the Ghanaian traditional life that has come under the enlightenment flashlight is the implications of the dead on the living.

It is a tough area that borders on traditional cosmology. The aim of the enlightenment thinkers is to debunk the misinterpretation of traditional cosmology, especially in the southern parts of Ghana, where millions of dollars are spent on the dead while the majority languish in poverty.

While the traditional funeral is a ceremony for celebrating, consecrating, or remembering the life of a deceased person, in today’s Ghana the simplicity of the celebration has been turned upside down and it has become a showbiz event.

The essence of a traditional Ghanaian funeral combines a complex set of beliefs and practices to remember the dead. It includes the entombment itself and various monuments, prayers, and rituals undertaken in the dead’s honour. This has given way to bling.

One of the criticisms against excessive spending on funerals is that it leaves some families debt-ridden and poorer as they try to out-bling others. Another is that the spending takes place within an atmosphere of poverty where proper eating, good sanitation, suitable and more schools, water, rigorous healthcare systems, and generally more durable socio-economic infrastructure are desperately needed.

For instance, a proper modern toilet facility anywhere in Ghana could be built with GH¢ 7,500 (around US$6,919). The amount is the minimum cost of a funeral for an ordinary Ghanaian (Yes, I know this amount is too much to build a toilet but let’s put it that way as per helping the living to live better and still have a simple funeral ceremony at the same time).

Charles Palmer-Buckle, the Archbishop of Accra Catholic Diocese, has thundered that too much money is spent on the dead and funerals that ‘deprive descendants of the deceased the badly needed resources they need…a funeral for an ordinary Ghanaian now costs a minimum of GH¢ 7,500 (around US$6,919)…it is ridiculous to spend such an amount to “celebrate” a deceased person, who left behind a number of children who are yet to find their feet in life.’

Parallels can be drawn between Palmer-Buckle’s deliberations about Ghanaians’ wasteful expenditure on the dead and Pericles’ ‘Funeral Oration’. As Thucydides, the Greek thinker, recorded in book two of his ‘History of the Peloponnesian War’, it was established Athenian practice in the late 5th century to hold a public funeral in honour of the dead in war.

With the remains of the dead left out for three days in a tent and offerings made for the dead, a funeral procession was held and burial undertaken. The last part of the funeral ceremony was a speech delivered by a prominent Athenian citizen. Pericles was picked to give the oration. In the ‘Funeral Oration’, as inscribed by Thucydides, Pericles did praise the dead, but intentionally gave much more praise to Athens’ achievements – which was ‘designed to stir the spirits of a state still at war’.

There is no war in Ghana, but there is a war to be fought on the socio-economic front against poverty and certain erroneous cultural believes that inhibit progress. And that needs Ghanaians to refine the cultural inhibitions that hinder their progress so they can be free to live a better life. Yes, the dead should be praised, as African tradition dictates, but Palmer-Buckle moves beyond that, and proclaims that though the dead should be honoured, the living, too, should be fully taken care of.

Palmer-Buckle takes a look at the abysmal poverty of most Ghanaians and pronounces that the original traditions of funeral ceremonies have now become a competing theatre of ostentation to the detriment of the living. Palmer-Buckle, therefore, punches the ‘lavish spending on funerals’ as ‘an invention of the present generation and never a part of the cherished Ghanaian traditions’.

At issue isn’t the dead itself, or any trouble with traditional cosmology, but how the escalating expenditure on the dead today, against 100 years ago, negatively impacts on the growing population. Most Ghanaians live below the poverty line (around US$1 a day, according to the UN). There is no dilemma between the physical and the metaphysical. The battle of the enlightenment thinkers, as Palmer-Buckle echoes, is to re-wire Ghanaians to go back to their traditional roots where funeral ceremonies were simple, non-ostentatious, and very traditional.

Ghanaians appear entrapped in the brazenness of the funerals, making the funeral business glitzy. One of the leading funeral services proprietors in Ghana, if not the number one, is my junior brother. He is called Kweku Akosah and his funeral business is called Owners Funeral Services. Though based in Kumasi, Ghana’s second largest city, over the years Owners Funeral Services, driven by the sheer obsession with the dead and funerals, has grown so much that it has branches in most parts of Ghana.

Akosah employs over 100 people – wailers and criers, dancers, praise-singers, decorators of the dead, coffin makers, musicians, tailors and seamstresses, promoters, food makers, and servers. As Akosah’s funeral business becomes increasingly sophisticated, he finances certain funerals against the backdrops of agreements of sharing profits with the deceased families. Akosah is on the verge of building a state-of-the-art mortuary in Kumasi.

Such highlights are cast against the unrelenting poverty of Ghanaians. Palmer-Buckle’s funeral oration is ‘designed to stir the spirits’ of the living Ghanaian by making the case that part of the huge sums of money spent on the dead could be appropriated for the living so as to make life comfortable.

Still, Palmer-Buckle and the enlightenment stance is a difficult position because it is misunderstood by many Ghanaian traditionalists as impinging on the sacred area of Ghanaians’ cosmology. But at issue isn’t the cosmology, but the living in terms of better food, shelter, education, water, sanitation, health, roads, and the other comforts of life.

Palmer-Buckle bravely looks more at the living than the dead, and how the living should live better before he/she dies. ‘Instead of spending hugely on the dead, Ghanaians must rather establish an endowment fund in memory of the deceased, which would be used to sponsor education of their relatives to realise their full potential…children would largely remember their great grandfather in whose memory a fund was established to sponsor their education as against their relatives on who much money was spent to bury them and left behind debts.’

In Archbishop Palmer-Buckle’s ‘Funeral Oration’ Ghanaian enlightenment thinkers are wrestling with certain inhibitions within the Ghanaian/African culture that is hampering their progress. And that will need more fearless thinking than they have thought of. And that may need some remarkable tinkering with certain aspects of Ghanaians’ traditional cosmology.

Kofi Akosah-Sarpong is a journalist and academic.